So the Grammys wrapped up, dishing out accolades like comfort food - too safe, too snug. Winners? Deserving, but let's stir the pot: this year's Grammys played it safe, eyes locked on fan satisfaction. Taylor's 'Midnight' snagging Album of the Year? Predictable. Lana might disagree, and frankly, so do I.

Now, onto the stage acts. Yawn, anyone? Yet, Miley's 'Flower' was a fresh breeze, finally bagging her well-deserved Grammys since 'We Can't Stop' days.

Onto the Beyoncé buzz – Jay Z's shade at the Grammys for the Album of the Year snubs is casting long shadows, outshining other talents. Queen B's 2013 album was a masterpiece, no question, but 'Lemonade' and 'Renaissance'? They merge into a monotone for me. 'Pretty Hurts' from 2013? Now that was a standout.

Listen, Jay Z, maybe it's time to swap the complaints for confetti, just for the night. Celebrate the wins, the talent, the music. And for the Beyhive buzzing around – let's hit pause on 'Lemonade' and play a bit of Taylor's 'You Need To Calm Down'.

Alright, off to revisit 'Midnight' one more time. Thanks for joining the sassy session, folks. Until the next award show drama, keep your playlists bold and your critiques louder!